There is a pizza joint that opened near my house and they want stuff to cover their walls. So they give you a pizza box, you turn it inside out, make it purdy, and give it back so they can hang it on a wall. I already know what to do on it. c:

I am just so very very happy to have something to do that isn’t skyrim or minecraft or sims.

I am obsessed with your movies now Miyazaki I hope you are proud of yourself.

I’m going to do an “Ask Me Anything” post…Mainly because I can’t think of anything to write about and I’m tired. So, even though I’ve only got one or two followers, ask me whatever.

bluh bluh.

When I came home yesterday, this is what awaited me at the door: 

I couldn’t hurt the little guy’s feelings, so i took him for a walk. He was practically jumping up and down by the end of the driveway, and it was obvious he needed the exercise, so i decided it would be ok to break into a light jog.

As soon as he realized I wanted to run he shot out from the driveway like a race horse. I tried sprinting to keep up with him, but, as a smallish person with no upper-body strength whatsoever, my legs gave out underneath me and I was scraped across the road.

It’s ok boy, I forgive you.

However I do have some scrapes and bruises. It was a hard fall.

This is the best picture of Alec Baldwin I have ever drawn.

…This is the only picture of Alec Baldwin I have ever drawn. And it doesn’t even look like him. And it is a masterpiece.

Have you ever heard his voice without seeing his face? You automatically know who it is, without even trying. Alec Baldwin’s voice is hypnotic. And so soothing.

Note: If I ever write a best-seller, I want him to do the audio-book. Everyone would buy it.

It is impossible to be afraid while listening to him.

Holy corn-dogs, Batman! I’ve never made a blog before!

So hi, internet.

uh, sorry I’m not very interesting. I guess I’ll tell you a little about myself.

If you want to be friends with me, just give me ice cream. I will automatically love you. Any kind of tasty food, really. But i don’t like spicy food. Heartburn is not a fun thing. It breaks apart families.

I tend to hang out with my friends through the internet more often than in real life. What? No, I don’t live in a basement. Look, I can go outside any time I—AHH THE SUN, IT BURNS!!

*applies sun screen* So anyway, we usually play video games together. Things like Left 4 Dead, Half life, Portal…I guess we like shooting things. It isn’t all bang-bang-kill though. I’m an intellectual. I play Sims.